* Is this a live reading?
Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to do live readings while managing a chaotic household! Trust me, I understand the struggle. So, to answer your burning question, yes, I do offer live readings, but they're as rare as finding a unicorn at a coffee shop.
Here's the deal: I've got a bustling family life with six kids running amok, four dogs barking their hearts out, two cats pretending they own the place, and a husband who sometimes forgets he's not a human tornado. Finding a moment of peace and quiet for a live reading feels like trying to catch a rainbow while riding a unicycle. I dream of the day when I'll have my very own retail space, a serene haven where the spirits and I can chat undisturbed. Until then, though, I mostly rely on good ol' email readings. They give me the flexibility to answer your burning questions without having to juggle flying toys and impromptu pet parades.
But hey, I won't leave you high and dry! If you're really set on hearing my psychic wisdom in real-time, there's a live chat option you can schedule. Fair warning, though: time zones can turn coordinating into a wild goose chase. It's like trying to synchronize a global flash mob, but with less dancing and more confusion. In case you're feeling adventurous, you can check out Psychic Source. I've got a secret stage name there: Isabella. Just like a masked superhero, I put on a cape of mystique and lend my psychic prowess to those seeking answers. Feel free to seek me out, but beware, my psychic alter ego might be on a caffeine break when you arrive.
So, my dear questioner, while live readings might be as elusive as a mermaid sighting, fear not! The world of psychic guidance has its quirks and limitations, but I'm here to help, even if it means connecting through the mystical realm of email or waving at you from the enchanting stage of Psychic Source.
* Do you offer free readings?
Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, I used to be quite the generous soul and offered readings for free. But oh boy, did that backfire on me!
You see, I thought I could rely on people's gratitude and their promises to provide feedback in return. Turns out, less than 2% of folks actually bothered to follow through. I mean, come on, people! Feedback is like the currency of the internet. It's not that hard to give a little, right? And let's not forget the repeat offenders. They would come back to me again and again, hoping for more freebies, without ever becoming paying customers. It's like they were auditioning for the role of eternal freeloaders. So, I came up with a brilliant plan. I decided to offer five free readings at the start of each month, on a first-come, first-served basis. Sounds fair, right? Well, not exactly. Turns out, even that wasn't enough to accommodate all the eager beavers out there. It was like trying to fit an elephant into a tiny teacup.
But hey, I've learned my lesson. People tend to take things more seriously when there's a little cost involved. Even if it's just a small fee, it makes them feel invested. So, we now offer a delightful single card reading for a mere $10. It's affordable, it's insightful, and it won't break the bank. Instead of wasting my energy on those energy vampires who drain me dry without any appreciation, I'd rather focus on providing you with great content, exciting contests, and incredible value. And just to be clear, these energy vampires are nothing like that sexy Damon Salvatore we all know and love. He can suck my energy any day!
* What methods of payment do you accept? Is my info secure?
At Tucumcari Tarot, we've got your payment options covered like a magician with a deck of cards! For our online readings, we gladly accept all major credit cards, so you can pay your way to divine insights. And if you're a fan of PayPal, we've got you covered too. Our payment transfers take place through trusted third-party platforms like PayPal or Stripe. Just make sure you're familiar with their privacy policies and terms of use. We wouldn't want any unexpected plot twists!
Now, for those lucky folks who prefer in-person readings, we're happy to take both cash and credit cards. We're not saying we're fortune tellers, but we do like to keep up with modern payment methods. However, if you're feeling old school and want to request a reading via mail, we'll even accept a personal check. Just remember, if you go the check route, your spot on the schedule will have to wait until it clears. Patience is a virtue, after all.
Now, let's talk security. We take your payment information as seriously as a tarot reader takes a mystical vision. To keep your info safe and sound, we utilize SSL technology. SSL Certificates, those digital superheroes, create a secure encrypted connection between your browser and our website. It's like a secret code that protects sensitive data, including your credit card information. We don't mess around with storing credit card details on our server, so you can rest assured that your transaction is as safe as a locked tarot chest.
* What is your refund policy?
At Tucumcari Tarot, we understand that our services, like tarot readings and spell castings, involve some serious energy and effort. That's why we have a few magical rules when it comes to refunds.
Now, pay close attention, because here's the deal: our services are considered non-refundable. Yup, you heard it right! But hold on, there are a couple of exceptions to this mystical rule. If, for some cosmic reason, I am unable to perform the service you booked, or if I cancel the appointment before we even get started, then you'll be entitled to a full refund. Phew, at least the universe has your back in those cases!
However, if the tables turn and you decide to cancel after making the payment but before I've begun my mystical work, you'll receive a 75% refund. Hey, a little magic has already been set in motion, right? But once I've delved into the realm of spells and readings, sorry, no refunds shall be issued. We've crossed the threshold, my friend!
Now, let's talk about online classes. If you enroll in our mind-expanding classes and decide to drop them within the first 7 days, as long as you haven't devoured more than one lesson, we'll gladly grant you a refund. We believe in giving you a fair shot at your magical education! When it comes to books, cards, and other enchanting goodies, you have 14 days to return them, but remember, they must be in sellable condition.
Ah, self-published decks, a treasure created with love and magic. Once you've placed an order, I'll do my best to halt the printing process for you. But here's the twist: there's a mischievous 25% restocking fee if we're successful. I know, even magic has its price! If by any chance your precious item arrives damaged, fear not! I'll be your mystical coordinator and help you with the return process. We'll make sure you're not left with a cursed artifact.
Now, here's where it gets interesting. I reserve the right to offer alternative terms, like gift cards or special discounts, but don't get too excited, my friend. These deals are as rare as a unicorn sighting and are considered on a case-by-case basis. The magic has to align just right! When it comes to refunds, we'll do our best to put the magical funds back to your original form of payment. But remember, even in the realm of payments, there's a processing time. Most PayPal payments get back to you within 24-48 hours, while Stripe transactions take their sweet time, about 3-5 BUSINESS days. They're like wizards with a busy schedule, you know?
* Do you have a code of ethics?
Let me unveil the tenets that guide my tarot-tastic adventures:
Disclosure of Limitations
A tarot reading should never be used in place of professional advice. Your reading cannot offer legal, medical, business or financial advice nor does any portion of your reading from Tucumcari Tarot purport to. You should not rely on a tarot reader to make decisions that would affect your mental, legal, financial or medical conditions. If you need guidance in these areas PLEASE seek out a licensed professional. Our readings can only give you guidance on how to cope with a situation on a spiritual level.
Confidentiality
Tucumcari Tarot exercises reasonable diligence in maintaining the confidentiality of your tarot reading and not willingly, knowingly or intentionally disclosing your identity or contents of your reading to a third party without your consent. HOWEVER, if Tucumcari Tarot genuinely believes that disclosure is required to 1) Prevent harm to yourself or others, 2) as a result of a court order or search warrant, or 3) to protect Tucumcari Tarot against claims or threat of claims, then we reserve the right to do so to the extent needed. Please keep in mind that there is no legal privilege between a client and a reader the way there is between doctor/patient, lawyer/client, husband/wife or priest and confessor.
Fortune Telling
Pursuant to applicable laws of certain jurisdictions, a person can be guilty of fortune telling when, for a fee or compensation, that person claims or pretends to tell fortunes, or holds him/herself out as being able, by claimed or pretended use of occult powers, to answer questions or give advice on personal matters, or to exorcise, influence or affect evil spirits or curses... UNLESS done explicitly for entertainment purposes only. Any and all readings performed by Tucumcari Tarot neither pretends or purports to tell the future or use occult powers in contradiction with those laws. In certain jurisdictions a tarot professional is required to disclose to you that your reading is for entertainment purposes only, and if such a law applies to your reading you are on notice thereof.
Ah, the eternal struggle of trying to do live readings while managing a chaotic household! Trust me, I understand the struggle. So, to answer your burning question, yes, I do offer live readings, but they're as rare as finding a unicorn at a coffee shop.
Here's the deal: I've got a bustling family life with six kids running amok, four dogs barking their hearts out, two cats pretending they own the place, and a husband who sometimes forgets he's not a human tornado. Finding a moment of peace and quiet for a live reading feels like trying to catch a rainbow while riding a unicycle. I dream of the day when I'll have my very own retail space, a serene haven where the spirits and I can chat undisturbed. Until then, though, I mostly rely on good ol' email readings. They give me the flexibility to answer your burning questions without having to juggle flying toys and impromptu pet parades.
But hey, I won't leave you high and dry! If you're really set on hearing my psychic wisdom in real-time, there's a live chat option you can schedule. Fair warning, though: time zones can turn coordinating into a wild goose chase. It's like trying to synchronize a global flash mob, but with less dancing and more confusion. In case you're feeling adventurous, you can check out Psychic Source. I've got a secret stage name there: Isabella. Just like a masked superhero, I put on a cape of mystique and lend my psychic prowess to those seeking answers. Feel free to seek me out, but beware, my psychic alter ego might be on a caffeine break when you arrive.
So, my dear questioner, while live readings might be as elusive as a mermaid sighting, fear not! The world of psychic guidance has its quirks and limitations, but I'm here to help, even if it means connecting through the mystical realm of email or waving at you from the enchanting stage of Psychic Source.
* Do you offer free readings?
Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, I used to be quite the generous soul and offered readings for free. But oh boy, did that backfire on me!
You see, I thought I could rely on people's gratitude and their promises to provide feedback in return. Turns out, less than 2% of folks actually bothered to follow through. I mean, come on, people! Feedback is like the currency of the internet. It's not that hard to give a little, right? And let's not forget the repeat offenders. They would come back to me again and again, hoping for more freebies, without ever becoming paying customers. It's like they were auditioning for the role of eternal freeloaders. So, I came up with a brilliant plan. I decided to offer five free readings at the start of each month, on a first-come, first-served basis. Sounds fair, right? Well, not exactly. Turns out, even that wasn't enough to accommodate all the eager beavers out there. It was like trying to fit an elephant into a tiny teacup.
But hey, I've learned my lesson. People tend to take things more seriously when there's a little cost involved. Even if it's just a small fee, it makes them feel invested. So, we now offer a delightful single card reading for a mere $10. It's affordable, it's insightful, and it won't break the bank. Instead of wasting my energy on those energy vampires who drain me dry without any appreciation, I'd rather focus on providing you with great content, exciting contests, and incredible value. And just to be clear, these energy vampires are nothing like that sexy Damon Salvatore we all know and love. He can suck my energy any day!
* What methods of payment do you accept? Is my info secure?
At Tucumcari Tarot, we've got your payment options covered like a magician with a deck of cards! For our online readings, we gladly accept all major credit cards, so you can pay your way to divine insights. And if you're a fan of PayPal, we've got you covered too. Our payment transfers take place through trusted third-party platforms like PayPal or Stripe. Just make sure you're familiar with their privacy policies and terms of use. We wouldn't want any unexpected plot twists!
Now, for those lucky folks who prefer in-person readings, we're happy to take both cash and credit cards. We're not saying we're fortune tellers, but we do like to keep up with modern payment methods. However, if you're feeling old school and want to request a reading via mail, we'll even accept a personal check. Just remember, if you go the check route, your spot on the schedule will have to wait until it clears. Patience is a virtue, after all.
Now, let's talk security. We take your payment information as seriously as a tarot reader takes a mystical vision. To keep your info safe and sound, we utilize SSL technology. SSL Certificates, those digital superheroes, create a secure encrypted connection between your browser and our website. It's like a secret code that protects sensitive data, including your credit card information. We don't mess around with storing credit card details on our server, so you can rest assured that your transaction is as safe as a locked tarot chest.
* What is your refund policy?
At Tucumcari Tarot, we understand that our services, like tarot readings and spell castings, involve some serious energy and effort. That's why we have a few magical rules when it comes to refunds.
Now, pay close attention, because here's the deal: our services are considered non-refundable. Yup, you heard it right! But hold on, there are a couple of exceptions to this mystical rule. If, for some cosmic reason, I am unable to perform the service you booked, or if I cancel the appointment before we even get started, then you'll be entitled to a full refund. Phew, at least the universe has your back in those cases!
However, if the tables turn and you decide to cancel after making the payment but before I've begun my mystical work, you'll receive a 75% refund. Hey, a little magic has already been set in motion, right? But once I've delved into the realm of spells and readings, sorry, no refunds shall be issued. We've crossed the threshold, my friend!
Now, let's talk about online classes. If you enroll in our mind-expanding classes and decide to drop them within the first 7 days, as long as you haven't devoured more than one lesson, we'll gladly grant you a refund. We believe in giving you a fair shot at your magical education! When it comes to books, cards, and other enchanting goodies, you have 14 days to return them, but remember, they must be in sellable condition.
Ah, self-published decks, a treasure created with love and magic. Once you've placed an order, I'll do my best to halt the printing process for you. But here's the twist: there's a mischievous 25% restocking fee if we're successful. I know, even magic has its price! If by any chance your precious item arrives damaged, fear not! I'll be your mystical coordinator and help you with the return process. We'll make sure you're not left with a cursed artifact.
Now, here's where it gets interesting. I reserve the right to offer alternative terms, like gift cards or special discounts, but don't get too excited, my friend. These deals are as rare as a unicorn sighting and are considered on a case-by-case basis. The magic has to align just right! When it comes to refunds, we'll do our best to put the magical funds back to your original form of payment. But remember, even in the realm of payments, there's a processing time. Most PayPal payments get back to you within 24-48 hours, while Stripe transactions take their sweet time, about 3-5 BUSINESS days. They're like wizards with a busy schedule, you know?
* Do you have a code of ethics?
Let me unveil the tenets that guide my tarot-tastic adventures:
- Psychic or telepathic I may not be, for my talents lie in the realm of tarot. No crystal ball or mind-reading tricks up my sleeve!
- Privacy and confidentiality reign supreme in my mystical chambers. Your readings are as secure as a dragon hoarding its treasure. No sharing with third parties, unless you grant permission for a blog or video appearance. And fear not, your name shall be changed to safeguard your secrecy!
- Future predictions? Not quite. My tarot readings dance with the probable outcomes of events, influenced by your quirks, behavior, and those pesky folks around you. It's all about the here and now, my friend.
- The tarot cards, my trusty companions, bear images that reflect the tapestry of life itself. As a well-trained and studious tarot reader, I've delved into their depths, deciphering their hidden meanings and symbols. Let me be your interpreter!
- Now, here's the crucial bit: a tarot reading isn't set in stone or etched in marble. As your humble tarot reader, I'll offer my opinions and advice, but never shall I tamper with your free will. The decisions you make and the actions you take? All yours, my friend, all yours.
- Financial, legal, or medical advice? Not my cup of enchanted tea! I shall not wander into those realms unless I possess the professional qualifications. Stick to the mystical wonders, leave the lawyering to the lawyers!
- Constructive and empowering, that's my tarot motto! I'm here to uplift, to embolden the querant on their cosmic journey. No destructive vibes shall taint our sacred space.
- Honesty is my trusty sidekick. False hopes and empty promises? No way, Jose! I won't sugarcoat the cards to keep you grinning. Straightforward truth, that's what you shall receive.
- Compassion and sensitivity are the feathers in my mystical cap. I shall not judge or condemn, for empathy is my guiding star. Your feelings are safe with me, my friend.
- Now, the age-old rule: no readings for wee ones below 18, unless their parents or guardians give a nod of approval. Safety first, even in the land of tarot.
- Hear me loud and clear: no discrimination here! Race, color, religious belief, disability, or sexual orientation? They hold no sway in my mystical chambers. All are welcome, all are cherished.
- Lastly, my crystal ball has no inkling of lottery numbers. Alas, my powers do not extend to predicting the whims of Lady Luck. I'm here for guidance, not winning lotto tickets!
Disclosure of Limitations
A tarot reading should never be used in place of professional advice. Your reading cannot offer legal, medical, business or financial advice nor does any portion of your reading from Tucumcari Tarot purport to. You should not rely on a tarot reader to make decisions that would affect your mental, legal, financial or medical conditions. If you need guidance in these areas PLEASE seek out a licensed professional. Our readings can only give you guidance on how to cope with a situation on a spiritual level.
Confidentiality
Tucumcari Tarot exercises reasonable diligence in maintaining the confidentiality of your tarot reading and not willingly, knowingly or intentionally disclosing your identity or contents of your reading to a third party without your consent. HOWEVER, if Tucumcari Tarot genuinely believes that disclosure is required to 1) Prevent harm to yourself or others, 2) as a result of a court order or search warrant, or 3) to protect Tucumcari Tarot against claims or threat of claims, then we reserve the right to do so to the extent needed. Please keep in mind that there is no legal privilege between a client and a reader the way there is between doctor/patient, lawyer/client, husband/wife or priest and confessor.
Fortune Telling
Pursuant to applicable laws of certain jurisdictions, a person can be guilty of fortune telling when, for a fee or compensation, that person claims or pretends to tell fortunes, or holds him/herself out as being able, by claimed or pretended use of occult powers, to answer questions or give advice on personal matters, or to exorcise, influence or affect evil spirits or curses... UNLESS done explicitly for entertainment purposes only. Any and all readings performed by Tucumcari Tarot neither pretends or purports to tell the future or use occult powers in contradiction with those laws. In certain jurisdictions a tarot professional is required to disclose to you that your reading is for entertainment purposes only, and if such a law applies to your reading you are on notice thereof.
